Good people drink good beer. (Hunter S. Thompson)

Did you know that 6-8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?

If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you. (Benny Bellamacina)

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities may produce all the effect of drunkenness. (Oscar Wilde)

Wine is not a magic serum og truth. It just silences that smart Little voice in your head which advises against saying some dumb shit. (David A. Fearnhead)

I don’t have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can’t get a drink. (Tom Waits)

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue. (James Joyce)

Non alcoholic beer is like watching porn blindfolded.

Beer – drink all you want, they’ll make more!

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. (W. C. Fields)

Many people die of thirst, but the Irish are born with one. (Spike Milligan)

What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer and burned pizza have in common? An idiot WHO forgot to take it out in time.

99% of all problems can be solved by Money. And for the other 1% there’s alcohol. (Quentin R. Bufogle)

Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her. (W. C. Fields)

BEER – it always tricks you into thinking that you’re a good dancer.

If I saved all the Money I spend on beer, I’d spend it on beer. (Earl Dibbles Jr.)

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a beer called “Responsibly”!

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria… (Benjamin Franklin)

The best beer in the World is the open bottle in your hand!

Wine – a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy. (Benjamin Franklin)

Unlike beer, love doesn’t taste as good when it’s Cold.

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol…

Glasses are for people that sip instead of drink. (Kari Starr)

My New Years resolution is to enjoy watching everyone fail at their New Year resolution… And drink a lot!

Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right. (F. Scott Fitzgerald)

Never miss a party… Good for the nerves – like celery. (F. Scott Fitzgerald)

Beer doesn’t have a lot of vitamines – that’s why you need to drink a lot of it!

I will never, ever drink whiskey Again. From now on, it’s strictly sherry. (Libba Bray)

On Victory, you derserve a beer. On defeat you need it. (Napoleon)

All the best pubs are build on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out. (Benny Bellamacina)

Give me a woman who loves beer, and I will conquer the World. (Kaiser Wilhelm)

Write drunk… Edit sober! (Ernest Hemingway)

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of Jack Daniel’s. (Darynda Jones)

A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘ I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly’. (Winston S. Churchill)

Beer is the answer… But I can’t remember the question…

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! (Warren Ellis)

A small beer is better than a big thank you!

Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question, and the answer is YES!

Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. (Robert Hess)

I Cook with wine, somtimes I even ad it to the food. (W. C. Fields)

I’ve never been thrown out of a pub, but I’ve fallen into quite a few. (Benny Bellamacina)

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

Religion is a non-alcoholic man’s alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man’s religion. (Mokokoma Mokhonoana)